"I was in softball, and I put on my pants."


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-Em
-Artist
-Music Lover
-Super Saiyan
-Beatles Freak
-Wonderland addict
-Phelps Phan Phorever
-Hogwarts 7th year student


Don't like me? Yeah. Me neither.

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

(via cassierella)

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2 hours ago

heyitsanjelica:

And this is why I love the Sprouse twins.

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14 hours ago

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
image

(Source: lesterbangs73, via shhdaniashh)

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14 hours ago

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via kerynsthekey)

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14 hours ago
parents:okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock:11:01
me:they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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14 hours ago

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches, via lovemetoinfinity)

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1 day ago
itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via uhvatar)

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1 day ago

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via wartartle)

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1 day ago

thismysfit:

weirdgirlsseries:

All-girl barber shop quartet nails it!

Reblogging again just to emphasize: These ladies are singing an extreeeeemely complex arrangement, and their intonation and tempo is so clean it shines. I just. Can’t. Stop. Watching it.

(via wartartle)

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Posted
1 day ago

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

(Source: yonceliquor, via thee-girl-friday)

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1 day ago